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What can we do for you?

When pilots tour an air traffic facility one of the most common questions is: What can we as pilots do to make the lives of air traffic controllers easier? We do appreciate the concern. As you can imagine, this particular topic is often discussed in detail when it’s just us controllers, but we tend to be a little more political when our customers are in the room. Yes, customers. Whether we like it or not, air traffic is a service industry. That certainly doesn’t mean that the customers are always right, because if they were, air traffic controllers would be out of a job. Here is my disclaimer before we get too far: The views and opinions expressed in this blog are my own and do not represent the official policies, positions, or opinions of the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) or any other governmental agency. I do not speak on behalf of the FAA, and any information provided is based on my personal experience and knowledge.

Air traffic controllers are aware of the stress that pilots face, many of my fellow controllers are pilots, some of them were even pilot instructors. That being said, when we’re on the spot and stressed out, we tend to have little tolerance for poor piloting. We generally don’t lash out directly unless we’re really at the end of our rope (which can happen several times on a bad day). On frequency you may notice a hardening of tone, a shortness that indicates we have a lot on our plate and the latest pilot error has just drastically increased our workload.

I think this reaction to stress is only human. After almost 30 years of stressful work, I still lose my temper sometimes. I think I’ve only raised my voice twice to my wife in 13 years. I get angry more often with my 8 year old son, but I’m even keeled enough where just a slight change in tone lets him know he messed up. I might say something like “I know jumping on the couch is fun, but it would be a shame if that resulted in the Playstation power cord being lost for the rest of the day.” But still, I have probably seriously raised my voice to him 3 times in the last 2 years, and he can really push my buttons. I get pissed off at a pilot almost everyday of the week, sometimes more than once a day. I generally don’t express it out loud in any way and it only lasts a few minutes, but in that moment I feel more disrespected than from anything my wife or kid has ever done. Part of this comes from the fact that most people are not risking lives or property when they mess up, so our expectations tend to be higher. Also keep in mind that I talk to hundreds of pilots every day, so from that perspective one or two isn’t bad.

It’s not that the pilot necessarily made some huge mistake or did something intentionally wrong, it’s the particular situation. Imagine you are already stressed out, at the end of your mental capacity trying to keep 12 other people happy and one person has to go and break the flow by slapping you in the face, or careening into the final or following the wrong airplane or circling in your departure corridor. Objectively, I get it, pilots are human and they make mistakes. Also, I work at a training airport and many of the pilots are either students, very inexperienced or the dreaded ‘weekend warriors’. The problem is, and this may be my age talking, I believe it’s getting worse.

There are a few common issues that I have seen an increase in over the past 18 years at my particular airport. Flight planning seems to be a big one. I don’t know if it’s the reliance on technology or a change in culture but more aircraft are coming to the airport with little to no idea where they are going. They have more trouble finding the airport than back in the day when they were just using VORs and TACANs. I’ve had a pilot try to get a landing clearance telling me that according to their IPad they were five miles south. We had them squawk ident and scrolled out the RADAR to find them almost 30 miles south in restricted military airspace.

There are more people coming off the runway onto the taxiway and not knowing which FBO (fixed base operator) they want to go to. They might want self-serve fuel and not know that they exited on the wrong side of the runway, They get clearance to county transient parking and end up turning into the restricted commuter ramp and never tell ground control they need progressive taxi instructions.

Yes, I am venting a little. I should mention that the vast majority of professional pilots are spot on and know exactly what they are doing. It can actually be quite enjoyable to work with a half-dozen aircraft that all respond immediately and correctly to every instruction.

Let’s get back on track and talk about flight planning. I’m not a pilot but I did some flight planning and navigation training in the Marine Corps. We spent about 80 hours in the air flying all over the country keeping track of everything from fuel to our exact location. We used a variety of tools including pen and paper, an antiquated calculation device we called a ‘whiz wheel’, TACANs, VOR/DME, INS(inertial navigation system), pressure, and celestial navigation. Yes, I have navigated on a moving aircraft going 400 knots with a flipping sextant sticking out of the top of the aircraft, taking three star, sun or moon readings at 4 minutes each and using an almanac to triangulate our position on a chart and then dead reckoning to adjust the heading. Our instructors had fancy hand held Global Positioning System (GPS) devices, which were new at the time, to check our work. Despite all the amazing technology of the 90’s, the one thing that kept us afloat were checklists. Yes, checklists. We had so many checklists that we had checklists for our checklists. I have heard that pilots use these things too.

I’m sure flight planning has changed quite a lot in the last 30 years, but who knows, in the tower we still have paper versions of everything. I would hope that you are plotting your route of flight on a valid up to date published chart or digital version. You want to know if you are creeping up on or going through a class B, C, or D airspace and who you should be talking to. You want to know about the artillery range that you’re flying right next to. You should be aware if you are on someone’s final or in their departure corridor. Know the new landmarks. Southern California changes relatively fast. That reservoir you used as a landmark 3 years ago might be a condo development and those smoke stacks on the shore that were such an eyesore have been torn down and if you forgot where they were, suddenly you’re careening into my departure corridor. Know the airport layout.

So you’re a little lost in the air, you call in 7 miles east when you are actually 5 miles due north and you are asking to land on a runway that doesn’t exist. We got you. Now we know you are new and will guide you in with caution (as soon as we verify you’re going to the correct airport.) Yes, people try to land at an uncontrolled airport 7 miles north of us all the time thinking it’s us. Sometimes they succeed. There are some funny stories there which I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to tell. Just make sure you are landing at the right airport or the runway might be half as long as you think it is, or even better your aircraft is surrounded by Marines with loaded rifles before you even get on the taxiway.

Awareness of your location is a key concept that deserves some more time. Again, more and more often aircraft seem to be flying through arrival and departure corridors without talking to anyone. Fairly often a slow mover (ie. Skyhawk, Cherokee or almost any single engine prop) will call up on a 10 mile final at 3500 feet asking for a straight-in to the runway, completely oblivious to the global express descending out of 6000 4 miles behind them. Or someone will be off shore in the departure corridor circling at 3000 feet ‘whale watching’ while departing jets are trying to climb through that altitude. Then there is the classic response when you tell certain pilots that what they are doing is not safe, it’s something to the effect of: ‘well we’re VFR and this is uncontrolled airspace so…’. I can’t help but think, who are they going to take with them on their flaming plummet with that attitude? It’s like walking through an active rifle range, having faith people will see you and stop firing, or maybe the big sky theory is going to save them. But then again, I suppose it’s job security.

So you’re on the ground, landed and safe. Wait, what’s a safety area? The safety area is a protected area on either side of the runway that needs to be kept clear in case an aircraft veers off the runway. Apparently this is not common at other airports but our runway safety area goes right up to the taxiway. Make sure you are up to speed on the runway and taxiway markings at the airport where you are landing. If you stop inside the safety area, air traffic control is not supposed to land or depart any airplanes on the runway. You can imagine how happy the bizjets are to be sent around because some cessna stopped just over the white line and is fishing for a ground frequency. Poof, 500 to 1000 dollars up in fumes depending on the type of jet and how far they have to fly to get back on final. All because someone didn’t scope out the airport they were flying into.

If you need help or don’t know where you are going, please say something. I know sometimes controllers can sound intimidating and impatient, and I suppose to a large extent we are, but it is our job to help you. If you need help, tell us. We can’t read your mind and when we’re busy we rely on the idea that pilots will do exactly what they are supposed to do in order to keep our plan in motion. If something disrupts the plan, then we adapt, but it’s more work and probably shortens our lifespans. If I tell you to follow the Mooney on a 3 mile final and you tell me you have traffic in sight, I’m not expecting you to follow the Centurion on a 1.5 mile final where your base turn tries to t-bone the Mooney. If you are not sure where your traffic is just tell us you’re still looking or ask us to call your base turn.

I notice more pilots who do not know basic instructions and terminology. I understand that companies want the ground school to be relatively easy because, well, more customers is more money, but maybe we can have a more comprehensive review at the end or something? We issued a go around once to a pilot who had no idea what we were talking about. After the resulting pilot deviation, they had to call on the phone and have us explain to them how to do a go-around. Seriously. More often I’m getting pilots who don’t know what ‘the option’ is. This is a clearance that means you can do a full stop, stop and go, touch and go, or low approach. I use this often because about one in five student pilots will go around anyway and about one in ten will do whatever they want regardless of what you tell them. I get it, they are training and nervous. If I clear them for the option, then I’m ready for any surprises. At least twice a week I hear something like ‘Ah, no tower we’re actually requesting a touch and go…’ and I have to explain how yep, that is part of the option.

Ok, that was a lot of ranting. To summarize, in order to help controllers more, pilots can plan better, listen carefully to the frequency, speak up if they are confused or not sure of something, and study hard before you get into that plane by yourself. I feel like somewhere in that sentence could be a basic mantra for living your life, but that’s a topic for another post.

Now that we’ve ragged on pilots for a while let’s talk about what controllers can do better. What? Controllers aren’t perfect? What blasphemy is this! It’s true though, we are all human and until that blessed day when our future AI overlords take our jobs too, you have to deal with us.

Controllers tend to talk fast. This happens to me fairly regularly. I get excited and start going full speed and about the third time I hear ‘say again?’ I realize it’s time to calm down, take a breath, slow my speech rate, and focus on proper enunciation. Some controllers never figure it out and they become more frustrated with the pilots’ lack of comprehension and compliance. It makes a long and frustrating career for those controllers. Controllers have hearing problems too. I know my baseline goes down every year and I have to keep turning the volume up loader. Between my poor ears and the number of foreign pilots training, one of my favorite phrases has become ‘Say Again?’.

Controllers can be mean. Most of us have large and strong egos because they need to be in order ro resist the pummeling they take on a regular basis. This is a good thing, trust me you want the controller who is excited and loud and confident over the one who is apathetic and uncaring. Unfortunately after enough time on our high pedestal we tend to look down upon the lesser mortals and might start spouting sarcasm. We can be condescending, passive aggressive and patronizing but will never curse at you, at least not on the recorded line. The vitriol slips out now and then, sometimes subtle, sometimes not so much. I think a lot of controllers could benefit from some basic customer service training.

Distractions are one of the safety concerns that we get educated on regularly. It can be anything from someone telling a joke in the background to a tour standing behind you asking questions that subconsciously competes for that limited attention span. Other issues include problems at home, family strife, sick loved ones, or money problems that cause your mind to drift and introduce more risk. These are all known issues that the Agency (FAA) is aware of and spends a ton of money trying to fix. We do have a lot of options that we can use to deal with our drama, but again our egos come into play and we think we are fine to be at work or we don’t want to let down our co-workers or we don’t have any time off left. I do have some strong opinions about these issues, but I’ll save that for another blog post, perhaps after retirement.

There is a lot more that can be improved upon by both sides. Some of the controller issues which I have not mentioned deserve several posts of their own or perhaps a small book to dive into, and I’m not ready to broach those areas yet. It eventually comes down to human beings being flawed and oh yeah, money. I want to give a shout out to all the people who work hard to keep our national airspace safe and efficient. There are some real heroes out there in my industry that work diligently despite the barriers of politics, short sighted hiring and antiquated training practices, to make sure aviators are safe and on time.

I would also like to thank bizjet and airline pilots for their professionalism and consistent desire for self and passenger preservation. We can’t see everything after all. I am humbled daily by all that you do. I would also like to give a shout out to all the pilot trainers out there. I can’t imagine the guts it takes to sit next to a student pilot and put your life in their hands. I think you’re all crazy. Amazing but crazy.

If I continue posts on this topic, I think I will focus on more instructional philosophy toward air traffic controllers. If there is any particular subject you would like me to go more in depth on, let me know and I will be sure to answer with my completely biased and somewhat professional opinion.

Driving

Photo by Tomáš Malík

There is a book called “Outliers” by Malcom Gladwell that talks about the qualities that distinguish some of the most successful people. One of the statistical properties they tend to have in common is more than 10,000 hours of time devoted to a particular skill set at a relatively young age. This gives them a huge advantage compared to their competitors. When I apply the 10,000 hour concept to myself I only have 2 skills that fall into that category; air traffic control, and driving. Air traffic because that has been my career and I have over 20 years of experience, and driving because I figure 500,000 gets me there, even at an average pace of 40 mph which I will take since most of my miles are highway miles.

I think a lot of people would say that driving does not count because once you get to a certain point you don’t really get better because you don’t push yourself to improve, unless you are a race car driver. In my opinion, however, almost ten years as a pizza delivery driver counts as striving for improvement. There are so many little tricks and techniques you learn when your income depends on the speed of your delivery, I could probably write a book about it. Most of these tricks are ones that everyone eventually picks up on like cutting through the gas station parking lot to avoid a backed up turn signal, using back roads instead of the main drag on a busy day, taking a turn from the outside lane so you can corner quicker or timing a cold red light by looking at the side lights so you can hit the intersection at speed instead of coming to a complete stop. These and many other less than legal techniques just sort of come naturally after driving in the same area for many years.

You may be thinking that my income can’t possibly depend on the speed of delivery. Well, look at it from the customer’s perspective.Very few people care that the store is backed up or a driver called out sick, and they are somehow surprised and disappointed when they order 10 large pizzas on a Saturday night and the manager says it will take 2 hours. Or worse the manager says it will take 40 minutes when it will actually take 2 hours. You personally may be pretty mellow about it, but for most people, when that pizza arrives an hour late and it is cold and congealed, it’s the driver’s fault and they will most likely withhold a tip. I have found that just a little extra speed is conducive to increasing the likelihood of getting the order to the customer before they reach the tipping point of rage and your tip goes from 5 dollars to non-existent. Customers get hangry and take it out on the drivers because that’s who they interact with. Anyway, I could go on but I will just complete this rant by cautioning fellow drivers and mentioning that obeying the traffic rules will statistically lead to a less stressful and longer career.

On to the good stuff. One of the more useful things I picked up from delivery driving is the way of the traffic light. I explained this piece of circular enlightenment to an audience when I interviewed for a 9-1-1 dispatcher job after being asked to explain how I used prioritization in my previous job. They were probably expecting me to talk about air traffic control because they knew that’s where I was coming from in the military. That would have been way too easy. So I explained how when I leave the store with six deliveries I take a good look at the map (yes this was before everyone had a smartphone), and plan out my route using a right circular pattern. Of course the known largest tipping customer is first unless they are too far out of the way(prioritization), and then the rest of the deliveries will be completed by sequential right turns that eventually take me back to the store. There are a lot more variables but you get the gist. The fact is that a left turn can take up to 3 minutes at any given traffic light, 4 left turns could put you 12 minutes behind and that’s assuming you don’t have to wait through several revolutions of that particular light. You gotta love the Southern California summer traffic. Most right turns only take 10-30 seconds. When I explained this to my interviewers, the dispatch manager, fire chief and police chief were slack jawed as if in appreciation of an almost spiritual revalation, or they just thought I was nuts. We can’t all just go code 3 and run the red lights while everyone moves out of the way. I guess they enjoyed my sermon though, because I got the job even though I couldn’t type very fast. So yeah, common sense for most delivery drivers, but not something other people think about. It’s become a habit at this point, I still use it when I’m running errands.

These days most of my driving is on the highway, about seventy miles a day on the I-5 between San Clemente and Carlsbad, California. For those of you that have driven in this area you know that there is an 18 mile stretch through Camp Pendleton that is a virtual American Autobahn. I generally set my cruise at 85 in the morning on the way to work and I routinely get passed like I’m standing still. I’m no stranger to the old triple digit road slalom, but it’s not something I recommend. I know it can be fun and you feel like you’re saving time, but the fact is, it creates unnecessary danger for you and everyone around you. As an older family man I am not nearly as comfortable driving fast anymore, I’m even less comfortable with other morons trying to drive fast around me. I suppose part of me realizes that I’m reaping the karma from formerly being the biggest a-hole on the road.

For the kids out there who are still in a hurry for no reason or just have an untamable competitive driving habit, here are some things to think about. Number one, if you get caught by the cops going fast enough, they can take your license, impound your car and send you to jail. Yup, just for speeding. Number two your tires are probably not meant to hold up at 120+ mph swerving back and forth across the hot pavement. I had a sports car once with tires rated for 140 mph. The tires cost 500 bucks a piece and wore out after 30,000 miles because I drove like an idiot. If you are young and stupid like most normal inexperienced drivers, chances are you can’t afford nice tires. Just envision to yourself what will happen when the tires on your 2008 Altima, that already have 80,000 miles on them, give out on you. Point number three is that when you have a blow out and lose control of your car or some other misfortune causes you to careen into the median or a semi truck at 100+ mph, you are probably going to die, or worse really wish you had. Yes, I would quite rather be dead than be that poor guy in the iconic Metallica music video “One”, thank you very much.

Another ethical chain of thought you might want to consider are the other drivers on the road. How bad would you feel if you were responsible for the death of a minivan full of kids because you just had to get home three minutes and twenty-five seconds sooner? I’m not saying you can’t drive relatively fast and be relatively safe, you just need to read the road so to speak. This goes for slow pokes as well. If you are driving 45 in the middle lane when the average traffic is going 70, you are now the obstacle and creating a danger to those around you. Please pull over to the side of the road and stop your car when you look at directions on your phone. Even better, wait until the next exit and get off and look at your phone in a parking lot. It’s a pain to get back up to highway speed and merge from the break-down lane.

Do you ever think about the psychology of other drivers or what sorts of things are statistically dangerous? I remember being a kid seeing all kinds of propaganda on how to be a safe driver. Remember the red asphalt videos? Do they still have those? After I became an adult those reminders seem to fade into the background. You would still see the occasional TV ad that warned about drinking and driving or the radio would reiterate the dangers of talking on your cell phone. I don’t know about you but I don’t watch TV with ads anymore and I am generally listening to Audible or Amazon Music when I drive, so again no reminders. Well there is the occasional accident on the side of the road that may serve as a wake up call, but how many of us drift into complacency more and more every day? Let me help you out by describing some signs that indicate you may be casually disregarding the significance of your life, the lives of your passengers and the other drivers around you.

Do you change lanes more than once every ten minutes? Lane changes are one of the leading causes of accidents in California. Try to pick a lane and stay there for the majority of your drive, even if it’s the fast lane. If people start passing on your right you might want to think about changing lanes so that you are not the obstruction. Do you ride in peoples’ blind spots? This means just sitting in the four or eight o’clock position of another vehicle where they can’t see you and matching their speed with no intent to pass. This always feels like an aggressive move to me. I feel like that person must know what they are doing and they are messing with me. It makes my hackles rise because I have seen how it plays out. Imagine you are so out of touch with your situational awareness that you are riding in the blind spot of someone who likes to change lanes every two minutes. Now your safety is dependent on that lane changer noticing that you are there. Combine that with how many people seem to slow down when they are changing lanes and the odds against you just pile up. Do you like to tailgate people to let them know they are slow and should move out of your way? Hmm, reflexes like a jedi, you must have. Plus when they brake check you and you rear end that slow poke, you are 100% at fault and up go your insurance rates. If you ride a motorcycle and you do dumb stuff you should understand that you are like 30 times more likely to come out of every bad situation worse than me, so good luck.

That all being said, I do tend to drive more aggressively than most people, though I tend to avoid all the above situations out of courtesy to my fellow drivers. I do not own a motorcycle. For you passive unaware drivers I also have some advice. The fast lane is not for long distance, it is for speed. Just because you have a 200 mile drive does not mean you should stay in the far left lane if you are diving 10 mph slower than everyone else. Forcing everyone to pass on the right is not cool. Also, if you suddenly decide you want to drive 67 mph and pass that car in front of you doing 65, you should look in your rear view mirror first and not cut off the car doing 90. Forcing someone to slam on their bakes just because you can is also not cool. Doing it because you did not even look for them is even worse. There will unfortunately always be those drivers out there that are blissfully unconcerned about the world around them and remain in their unbothered little world oblivious to the anger and discontent they may cause. They sadly do not realize how many mentally unstable people carry firearms in their vehicle and have nothing to lose.

So this post went longer than expected and definitely went away from the typical subjects I cling to. I expect to be doing this more often since it is easy and seems to satisfy some deep seeded need that I have. For that reason I will start a category called the Ravings of Mad Mike to segregate these rants from the more useful subjects. Please take everything I say in these rants with a grain of salt. These are my slightly biased, almost completely unresearched opinions and should not significantly affect how you live your life.